Techno watch

A Helicopter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Helicopter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"

The Helicopter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Athugasemdir

[Eva 10.1.2008 kl. 18:53]

:-D

[Þorkell 11.1.2008 kl. 21:17]

Góður :)

[gudni.is, 12.1.2008 kl. 03:01]

[Magnus 13.1.2008 kl. 17:16]

Er þessi saga af eigin reynslu

[pegasus 15.1.2008 kl. 10:30]

Nei reyndar ekki notað þennan Maggi.

Ég notaði alltaf ísbjarnarlínuna með góðum árangri ; ) Þær föttuðu þetta reyndar ekki allar en það skipti sosem ekki máli.

"Fröken, veist þú hvað ísbjörn er þungur?"

"Nei, hvað er hann þungur"

"Nógu þungur til að brjóta ísinn "